Warning About Ray!
Do not try and talk to me early in the morning! Do not call me up before 10am all bright eyed and bushy tailed thinking I will be anywhere near as human. Do not expect a single coherent word out of my mouth in the morning -- especially if I have not had my first transfusion of Diet Coke. I am a night owl and I live on diet coke and chocolate. The only time you will ever see me awake and alert at 6-oh-YUCH in the morning is when I am just leaving work after a particularly fun evening of programming!
Well, ok . . . Maybe I am exaggerating a just a little bit . . .
Warning About Ray! / Ray's Home Away From Home / firstname.lastname@example.org / April 15, 1995